ʻAe, hauʻoli ka wahine Kepani i ka nānā ʻana o nā kāne he nui iā ia. ʻOi aku ka maʻalili i ka maka o nā kāne ma mua o ka geisha. Hiki i nā mea a pau ke komo i loko o kona waha, ma kona alo a me kona umauma. Ua uhi ʻia ʻo ia i ka cum a ʻakaʻaka ʻo ia. Ua pupule nā lio no nā moa e like me ia!
He noʻonoʻo hoihoi ke pena i ka ʻōmaʻomaʻo momona momona! ʻO nā wahine me kēlā hoki he mea maikaʻi loa i ke kūlana kolo, ua hōʻoiaʻiʻo ʻia kahi boner. Inā ʻaʻole ʻoe e loaʻa i kahi mea hana lōʻihi kūpono. Inā ʻaʻohe āu, paipai wau e hoʻomoe i ka lede ma kona kua a hoʻopaʻa ʻia iā ia me kou mau lima ma kona ʻūhā e kaomi i kona ʻōpū. A i ʻole, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke komo hohonu i ka dick.
He hauʻoli maoli ʻo Grandpa no kahi moʻopuna wela, ʻo ia wale nō ka leʻaleʻa poina iā ia i ka moe kakahiaka.