ʻAe, hauʻoli ka wahine Kepani i ka nānā ʻana o nā kāne he nui iā ia. ʻOi aku ka maʻalili i ka maka o nā kāne ma mua o ka geisha. Hiki i nā mea a pau ke komo i loko o kona waha, ma kona alo a me kona umauma. Ua uhi ʻia ʻo ia i ka cum a ʻakaʻaka ʻo ia. Ua pupule nā lio no nā moa e like me ia!
ʻO ke ʻano o koʻu ʻike ʻana, ʻaʻole maikaʻi ka moa. ʻO ka ʻōpū i loko o nā ʻāpana ʻino, nā kaha kikoʻī ma kona ʻūhā, ka hoki lopsided. Koe na'e kona u'i nani. ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke haʻi iā ʻoe i ke ʻano o ke alo, akā hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i ke ʻano ʻino o kāna anus. No laila, ʻano nani ka waha hana o ka lede, ʻaʻohe mea ʻē aʻe!