ʻAʻohe mea e ʻōlelo ai - maikaʻi ke kau ʻana i ke aliʻi wahine ma luna o kāu dick, manaʻo ʻoe he kanaka i ka manawa hoʻokahi! ʻO nā umauma he silicone maoli, akā nani lākou, a he haʻuki ke kino a pau. He wahine maikai, malama pono i kona kino. He mea maʻalahi ka hopena - inā makemake ʻoe i ka nānā ʻana o nā kāne - hele i ka hale haʻuki a me nā salona nani!
ʻO wau hoʻi, e komo pū i ka pāʻani kaikunāne a hoʻokomo i kaʻu pahu i loko o ka mink paʻa o ke kaikamahine. E kolo ana ko'u mau papalina me ka le'ale'a i ka noonoo ana!