Nani ka ʻoluʻolu o kona lele ʻana ma luna o kāna ʻiʻo! Ua aneane pau loa ka noonoo o ke kanaka no keia mea kupanaha, a aole au e hoole aku i ka hoohuoi ia'u iho i kahi moa pe'a nani. ʻO kēia ka wahine nā mea a pau: a me ka manamana lima, a me ka hoʻopaʻapaʻa maikaʻi loa me kahi hana pānaʻi maikaʻi me ka ʻai ʻana, maikaʻi, he wahine wahine maikaʻi wale nō, ka mea i hāʻawi i nā kāne i ka manawa e hoʻomaha ai ma hope o kahi lā paʻakikī)
Pono kēlā me kēia kaikamahine i ka poʻe e mahalo i kona nani, e nānā iā ia e like me ka pipi, e hoʻohana i kāna mau leʻaleʻa. Akā, ʻo ka hū ʻana ma hope ona a i ʻole ka hahau ʻana i ka muffin he mea hōʻino i kona ʻano wahine. No laila, hāʻule ʻo ia i kahi negro me kahi phallus nui. ʻO ka mua, e hoʻi hou i kāna keikikāne no ka hōʻole ʻana iā ia, a ʻo ka lua, e hoʻokuʻu i ke kāne ʻē aʻe me kāna pume. Manaʻo ʻoe ua minamina lākou no ka hohola ʻana i ko lākou mau wāwae? ʻAe, pono nā kaikamāhine i nā ʻano like ʻole - a ʻo ka luuluu ka mea e ʻelemakule ai lākou. ʻO ka ʻōpio ka mea nui loa iā lākou!